
Why do Hot Dog-topuses only have 7 legs? Explain please!
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[Chef: Pimp'Pommette via My Food Looks Funny]
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Why do Hot Dog-topuses only have 7 legs? Explain please!
See more cute foods and bento boxes at Epicute.
[Chef: Pimp'Pommette via My Food Looks Funny]
It’s not an octopus, it’s a septapus.
Beware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he’s always eating pies
He’s always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He’s the grandest guy in town
With seven tentacles
Septopus!
awesome poem!
The stars are in the way…
Did one of the sextopi get named ‘PIMP’?
because one leg is hiding behind their head!
The ones I make always have 8 legs. ‘w’ It would be awkward cutting one with only 7…
The eighth one is the potty tentacle.
…Don’t LOOK for it, you pervert.
the creator got hungry and the kids wont notice any way
When the Hot Dig-topuses evolved from common octopi, they decided that having 8 tentacles was WAY too cliche’. So, in a strange old ritual made up by crazy old elders, they lure in a human child to steal it away in an assumingly painless way. Thus, that solves your riddle.
counting is harder than you might think
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