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Time To Make the Bacon


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I got my meatcase, where you want me to set up fer some bacon makin’?

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  1. InsertNameHere says:

    I think i just lost my appetite. (I’m I first?)

  2. Wayoutwilly says:

    I have to say that this making video is terrible (it’s nothing wrong with the video, it’s the process that’s nasty).
    I grew up in farming family and when my grandfather made bacon it took around six months to be just right – and that is bacon, not that thing, for lack of a better word, which you buy at the supermarkets…

    • Schmock says:

      I concur
      nowadays properly processed meat is almost impossible to get in most regions, that’s why i eat it like other people eat expensive candy

    • cmbmom says:

      We’re lucky enough to live near a smokehouse where we can get homemade, unprocessed bacon. (along with all the other delicious unprocessed noms) There’s so much to be said for *real* food.

    • Jackie says:

      I’m lucky enough to live on an island where unprocessed foods are available fairly regulairly :D It’s more expensive, but we can get local unprocessed meats and dairy here all year round.

  3. MDX says:

    Sad how nowadays bacon has so many fat in it.

    I worked in a slaughterhouse as a security guard and for christmas I got free meat like bacon, ribs and things like that. the bacon was perfect. the only problem is that this company (Agromex) wich is from Quebec (where I am from) only distributes to China and big companies in the U.S.A… probably to Caterers or big companys doing recipes with bacon in it.

    I still have 2 packages left… after that it’ll back to cheap, fat, grocery store bacon…

  4. G. James says:

    ♫ Punch your card ’cause your working day has started and you’re ♪
    ♪ Pushing hard for employee of the month, you got your ♪
    ♪ Tools of business and they’re bloodied by your clients and you’re ♪
    ♪ Off to work with your briefcase full of guts

    ♫ Door to door you are searching for a buyer who will ♪
    ♪ Take the terms of your policy, you got an ♪
    ♪ Invitation to their living room, you’re gonna ♪
    ♪ Demonstrate your products privately. You know that ♫

    ♫ I’m an employee ♪
    ♪ I have a degree ♪
    ♪ I’ll fulfill your need ♪
    ♪ I will make you bleed ♪
    ♪ I’ll rise to the top ♪
    ♪ Best one on the team ♪
    ♪ Kill outside the box ♪
    ♪ Hold you as you scream ♫

    ♫ I’ll divide you into pieces ♪
    ♪ Sell them back and raise the price ♪
    ♪ Make a profit off your in’trests ♪
    ♪ You’ll increase my sales tonight ♫

    [guitar solo]
    [guitar solo]

    I… will… in-… crease
    Pro-… duc-… tiv-… ity
    I… must… in-… crease
    Pro-… duc-… tiv-… ity

    ♫ A. B. K. ♪
    ♪ A. B. K. ♪
    ♪ A. B. K. ♪
    ♪ A. B. K. ♫

    ♫ (Always) I’m an employee (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) I have a degree ♪
    ♪ (Always) I’ll fulfill your need (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) I will make you bleed ♪
    ♪ (Always) I’ll rise to the top (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) Best one on the team ♪
    ♪ (Always) Kill outside the box (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) Hold you as you scream ♫

    ♫ (Always) I’m an employee (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) I have a degree ♪
    ♪ (Always) I’ll fulfill your need (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) I will make you bleed ♪
    ♪ (Always) I’ll rise to the top (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) Best one on the team ♪
    ♪ (Always) Kill outside the box (Be) ♪
    ♪ (Killing) Hold you as you scream ♫

  5. Kyon says:

    Now I want bacon.

    LOTS of bacon.

  6. Sven says:

    This is the first pun on this site that I don’t get. Can someone tell me?

  7. Mandafin says:

    That meatcase is disgusting…. and I love meat!

    Wait, did I just say that? Well, I do…

    But that looks gross..

  8. Jodi says:

    Nasty, nasty, nasty,nasty. Gross. So glad I gave up pork!!

  9. Sven says:

    Oops I thought this was on So Much Pun.

  10. potato says:

    *throws up* GROSS. I gagged 40 seconds in… That is why I’m a vegetarian. EWWWW.

  11. scouty says:

    WIN. where can i get one?

    • G. James says:

      If you look at the shapes the meat fills, it’s clearly some normal toolbox with meat products crammed into the tool spaces. The bottom edge appears to be for sockets for a socket wrench, and the space to the upper right is also a common tool shape.

      A hardcopy and a trip to the hardware store would probably identify the precise model and make of case.

  12. scouty says:

    oh gawd! i was talking about the meat toolbox! i said above comment BEFORE watching the video. i’ll think twice before my next BLT.

  13. Grouchy Ole Broad says:

    I think the bacon video was “how to” do the pre cooked, microwaved bacon that is used in places like Denny’s or burger places that make the various types of bacon burgers.

    Entertaining and educational anyway (and I watched other “how to” videos too!)

  14. Cyberkedi says:

    Subtitle: Why I Became A Vegetarian

  15. Bubba_the_German_Shepard says:

    Go BACON!!! :)

  16. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!! X0 X0 X0

  17. Heather says:

    I liked the video…it’s pretty neat. The bacon making process is okay…it’s just the picture of the meatcase, and how some of the sausages look like…well…you know.

  18. Toni says:

    How its made, one of my all time fave shows, do it to me Tony Hurst!!

  19. dia says:

    eeeewwwww!!!!! gross!!! y did i watch that? i’m a vegan,& that was terrible! liqid smoke? wtf?!?!?!?!

    • Mrs Jones says:

      I am sorry your vegan…

      In my opinion, your also most likely a waste of human flesh as well.

      Meat tastes like murder and it tastes good!

  20. wait what? says:

    That is NOT how bacon is produced in the UK! No wonder ours looks and tastes better!! :)

  21. rosie says:

    Remind me never to eat bacon if I ever visit the US. That’s not bacon as we knw it in the UK.

    • ingopixel says:

      Most bacon in the US is nothing like this. This is weird microwaveable bacon that bears little resemblance to true cured, thick sliced, raw bacon that most of us buy and love.

  22. Downloader81 says:

    3.50 – OM NOM NOM NOM

  23. kelseyohkelsey says:

    Every vegetarians dream job, huh?

  24. Ryan says:

    lol.. everyone loves bacon..

  25. I prefer to remain anonymous says:

    Meat in a toolbox? Looks like a Wurst Case Scenario

  26. Anon says:

    PUH-LEEEZ, this hasn’t changed my opinion of bacon (AKA the HOLY meat) but… the injection process looks like a FANTASTIC way of torturing someone, am i wierd?


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