JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS
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OMG! That is sooo funny! I watch Sandra-Lee all the time, and I’ve never noticed she says “Delicious!” ALL the time!! I love this!!! =D Thanks.
AAAAAA!!!! I could only get through 20 seconds of it.
Then you missed the best part starting at :37 through :45!!
Got me kinda hot!
(Fap, fap, fap . . .)
:3
Ex-press-o almost killed me.
Also, the Next Food Network star judges totally harp on those that use EVERY SINGLE WORD she uses. “Yummy” and “delicious” are big food description NO NO’s!
Ah gahd I HATE it when people say “expresso”.
What’s with the “jews jews jews jews” caption under the video??!!
She says “juice juice juice juice.”
Did you even watch the video?
There’s a part where she doesn’t enunciate “juice” properly over and over. I agree that using that as the comment is pretty off color.
I’M A JEW AND I LOVED IT!
I’m a Jew, too, and thought it was AWESOME! Caption and all.
A) Just because someone says Jews doesn’t mean that everyone will go get enraged over it.
B) Juice is said, for some reason, like Jews by some people. Personally, I couldn’t find anything offensive about it.
And, is anyone else noticing the irony that Brian finds the word Jews offensive but not the whole sexual talking bit?
I dont get it. Im Jewish, and I didnt hear Jews Jews Jews etc; I clearly heard juice juice juice etc. I found the sexual talking bit more strange than half the words she said. However, her mispronounciations were annoying.
Waaaaaaaaa, I’m offended. This might not be the site for you. Maybe you should try this one instead:
http://www.sesamestreet.org
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Sesame street! 8P
There is no ‘x’ in ‘espresso’, you GIBBERING IMBECILE!
GUUUHHH that got to me, too! I hate that!
HA!! I can’t STAND Sandra Lee. That was AWESOME!!
Me neither. She’s worse than Rachel Ray and that’s saying A LOT!
I actually feel sorry for her. Lots of people make fun of her, and spend time on making it public. Not that I like her shows too much, but it’s not nice to work so hard on making fun of her, and for everyone to see too.
I also don’t get the caption and I watched it to the end.
She’s so used to having the work done for her with pre-sliced mushrooms, that she doesn’t know that you’re not really supposed to wash them.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1618/should-you-wash-mushrooms-before-cooking-them
lol I noticed that bit too!
I don;t like dirt on my mushrooms, so I wash them. If you do a quick rinse, they don’t absorb a lot of water,and you lose no flavor. also, They way I cook them, they are either cooked until either the water is gone ANYWAY (my sautees never end up soggy), or they are in a sauce- which is mostly water.
While big food snobs won’t wash them, normal people can take a short cut without any noticeable loss.
(I get my info from Good Eats, btw; Alton Brown is the food god in our house. )
You do realize that mushrooms are grown in horse manure right? Like piled in it? So most of the time that dirt, is poo. So yes, you are supposed to wipe them down at least. And for most home dishes that aren’t going to be served to some fancy-pants person, they wouldn’t realize the difference between a “wiped-down” mushroom, and a “lightly rinsed” mushroom. Plus they don’t absorb water, that is a HUGE cooking myth. In nature when they’re alive, that’s different. But they don’t when you just run them under water for a little bit.
LOL Sandra lee noob
Even in your own article: “Commercial mushrooms on the other hand … let’s just say that I personally give them a rinse.”
Commercial mushroom (ie: every mushroom you buy at a grocery store) are grown in feces. Additionally, depending on where they’re grown (I’m looking at you, Mexico), it’s even possible that human feces is in the mix (look at the E. Coli in spinach and lettuce a few years back). Feces is the number one source of most food-borne illnesses.
So playing food snob with store-bought mushrooms is stupid at best, dangerous at worse. Mushrooms SHOULD be rinsed, particularly if you intend to eat them raw.
This video could be twice as long if you added in the bits where she says “melk” instead of “milk”
THANK YOU!!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed this! It drives me nuts when she says that! She’s seriously overbearing!
Ha Ha, well after years of watching her show, i never saw it even in slightest perverted way. but this has for sure changed my outlook on that. She made a naughty
“Expresso”! AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
I wonder if she says “pixture” too.
I am very liberal but I found this extremely offensive on SO many levels. This should be removed.
I bet you are a real hoot at parties. Lighten up, buzzkill.
Liberals ALWAYS get their feelings hurt by whatever they find offensive. Its almost a mantra. Non-liberals just shrug stuff off and move on…
“I am very liberal but I found this extremely offensive”… “This should be removed.”
Typical liberal. Let me reword it for you:
“I have chosen to be offended by this, therefor NOBODY should be allowed to see it.”
Look at me, I’m Sandra Lee, lousy with . . . o wait. wrong Sandra.
Otherwise this is kind of a live action BADGER BADGER BADGER. Only faked up.
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! LOL 8P
Because I’m sure that all of you pronounce your words perfectly. Sheesh! Half of you are probably those d-bags that say “I know, rrrrigggghhhht???” after everything that comes out of your mouth.
Yeah, but she’s supposed to be a professional, and if you can’t pronounce correctly which are related to your profession, it makes you look pretty ignorant.
That, and there really is NO x in “espresso.” If people would just pay attention to the words they’re saying, they’d sound a lot smarter.
She drives me crazy. She reminds me of a little kid that plays Chef by mixing a bunch of stuff together.
What exactly is an ‘aquorium’?
…and a cup oooof… chicken broth.
Mmm.
Mmmm.
Mmmmm.
Wait….she’s a cook and she washed her mushrooms?! Nevermind that she didn’t wanna chop them….jeez.
… yea.. definately a lot of sexual innuendos. hahaha
Is it just me, or is she looking a lot more like a pron star these days?
I had never heard of this woman until today, but if she isn’t the typical Calabasas/Agoura Hills/Westlake Village housewife, I don’t know who (or what) is. Tragic…absolutely tragic.
The next Mrs Mel Gibson
I think I’ll pass on that cocktail with 1 cup vodka and 1 cup chicken broth.
shudder
For s- Ex-press-OoooOOooOH
…Is kinda like the parsley for these east countries. Jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews .
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CKTAIL TIME
Take a wild adventure through an aqorium with vannila vodka and exspressos!
Gahh, I hate Sandra Lee! Loved the intermittent “Lush” inserted into “cocktail time!” That woman sure loves her vodka, doesn’t she? I hate it when people say “expresso”, it makes me want to slap them! And to think she went to Le Corden Bleu! Blasphemy! She sold it all out to make crap out of a can and call it “semi-homemade” on her freakin “tablescapes”! Hate that woman!!
the nine inch c**k part was the best lmao!!
dude!!!wtf!!some problem with jews???
She was saying ‘juice’. Sounded like jews.
LOL I agree!