I prefer my chicken with a fine coating of afterbirth.
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… no words.
People pay good money for Glucosamine and Chondroitin supplements.
Animal collagen has more bio-available components for joint and connective tissue health. Even if it is un-attractive. But it’s delicious.
Apparently now they’ve done research into that and it doesn’t actually work.
Good god, WHY?!
you would have to pay me a lot to eat this…
Even then I wouldn’t risk it. You’d just spend the prize money to get rid of the salmonella.
I have eaten Sweet Sue’s canned chicken meat, (it is like tuna fish), but I am not sure I can after seeing that.
I’m with you on both accounts. Just ICK!
I suffered also, we need a support group.
oh my gosh that is disgusting..
I love how it looks just like the photo on the can. It may be fully cooked, but it ain’t roasted!! That looks like a boiled whole chicken. (And quite gross)
I believe Ren Hoek sed it best…..HHWWWAAAARRRRRFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! Dear god thats disgusting!!!!!
I read that in his voice.
HA! Me too!
Nasty.. Nice photography, though.. The picture makes it look like the can is vomiting! Bleh!!
Grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss people actually eat that?! *pukes*
What do you expect it’s chicken from a can! lol
Yah but, what sick twisted mind would conceive of a WHOLE chicken in a CAN? Normally if you’re reaching for canned meat, you don’t want to deal with stuff like bones and skin and joint cartilage.
that just makes me want to vomite..
That is what gelatinized animal collagen looks like. Ever put gravy in the fridge overnight? Same thing. I agree, it’s gross – another very good reason to go veg!
J E L L O !
Or you can, you know, NOT EAT canned chicken and cook one yourself? Not crapping over being veg but that’s a silly reason to go veg. o_o
Indeed. If I decided to go back to eating meat (oo deception, I cheat on Christmas) I would not go the canned chicken route.
My chicken stock looks like that too when it’s cooled down.
y’all be grateful for it when the end of the world rolls around and that’s the only thing left to eat. a delicacy, everyone!!
You know… that was EXACTLY what I was thinking. Good job.
they’re is always the zombie jerky that was on another page!:) Bon appetite!
Only one word i can think of…..EEEEEWWWWW!!! If it came to the end of the world, i’d rather eat dog food
You know, depending on the brand, some dog foods actually taste a lot better than typical human insta-food. And it’s healthier. Interesting, isn’t it? We feed our dogs better than we feed ourselves…
Any doggie bakeries where you live? Toronto is crammed with them. Interesting indeed ;b
I’ve seen one in the states. They were giving free samples to human customers claiming that if it tastes good to us, it tastes good to our pets…those cookies where better than what I bought in the grocery store o.o.
that takes disgusting to a whole new level
Oh please, please, please! SOMEONE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL?!?! I don’t want to live on this planet anymore! *(Beaming sound)*
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww, it´s really another reason to become a vegetarian.
My vitamin B12 level disagrees with you, especially since there are so many *delicious* meats out there I can eat instead.
You’re lame. Vegetarianism is a very healthy eating alternative. My colon free of rotting meat disagrees with you.
and I’m sure all the gas producing micro organisms in your gut are happy with all the beans you’re eating.
There is no one perfect diet for everyone. Modern science has given us the option of going all veg, but I’m pretty sure that paleo-era homo sapien didn’t have the resources or intelligence to engage in protien combining. There’s a REASON that we have so many essential ammino acids. Humanity evolved around eating some meat. We have options to avoid meat, but human beings are naturally omnivorous, not herbivorous.
^ This.
The vegans who think they’re helping the planet make me lol too. Just as many animals are killed by crop harvesters, clearing land for acres of planting fields, pesticides, traps for rabbits and other crop-eating critters…the list goes on. No matter what you eat, life ends as a result of it, no need to be all high and mighty.
That is… disturbing. I can’t even tell whether or not it’s *cooked*.
On the label, beautiful cooked chicken with stuffing. Inside the can, alien pod creature.
Lol…..just like “The Day After Tomorrow”! It’s Chicken Reeves!!
pff… Best thing i’ve heard all day.
Oh, the horror! I don’t think I’ve ever been so glad to have NEVER seen a product on the shelves of any stores in my area. I don’t think I could even walk by a can of this stuff without gagging after seeing that picture.
And one more thing…why would anyone want to can a WHOLE chicken? It’s not like you can scrape off the nasty jelly crap and pass it off as a home cooked meal.
Sure you can! It says “Home-Style Goodness” right on the can. It’s just like Sue’s mama used to make, I’m sure. Now excuse me, I need to call my mother, tell her I love her, and thank her for never serving me anemic-alien-pseudo-chicken meat when I was little.
Put it in the oven and the heat will completely melt the goo.
actually the jelly is a type of “stock” that you can make gravy from. It liquifies when heated (like regular stock).
The gelatinous crap surrounding it guarantees that I will never ever touch that shit.
Wow, this is really, quite possibly the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen… Not really sure how anyone could eat this, especially after seeing it come out of the can! YUCK!!! Why would anyone buy a canned chicken anyways? Better yet why would anyone can a whole chicken!? Just the thought of this product gives me the heebie jeebies!
Ga-ross!
Reminds me of spam slidding out of its can during summer.
You guys are silly. It doesn’t look appetizing, but it isn’t something filthy foul, either. Fowl? Whatever. We all know it’s chicken, so it’s going to taste just like chicken. Unseasoned, flavorless chicken.
The best comment so far has been to ask WHY would you do this? What purpose can be served by canning an entire chicken instead of just the meat?
Actually, why would anyone do this with ANY MEAT at all? Are people really this lazy to cook themselves? It’s not that hard, people! o_o
Well.. maybe if you didn’t have a fridge.. and/or lived somewhere really remote… and hated beans…. (meat was almost the first thing to be canned, by the french military in the 1800s..).
If you lived somwhere really remote you could have chickens running around in the back yard!
The military thing makes sense, though, when my brother was in the army it was almost all they ate.
20 minutes in the oven and the jello is melted.. some good marinade and a roasting bag, 45 minutes in the oven and i think that could be really good..
looks disgusting tho.
this is the last straw. im going vegan once and for all
The part I can’t get past is the “home-style cooking” blurb on the label. Yup, just like Grandma used to make!
Bacon in a can doesn’t sound, or look so bad now, does it?
“Yaks a lil’ in her mouth!”~
IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
(doo dee doo)
(noise)
DOES ANYONE HAVE A MINT?
This has to be tried, imo. I’ll see if I can find one.
I’m thinking 8-15 minutes in a combi-oven w/ the grill on should make this edible.
I agree- if the goo is rinsed off and then oven heated it’d probably turn the nice golden color as the can pictures.
I think I just flashconverted to vegetarianism, and then threw up in my mouth.
Is it sad tht this is what my grandmother would take on camping trips to make chicken noodle soup? And we we would eat the shit out of it
It hurts my eyes.
Agree it looks hideous popping out, but then so does a baby; I know whereof I speak as I sat at Ground Zero with the wifey for more than a couple.
I just think it’s terrifically amusing at the vegs getting the vapours over this! Proves how much of their belief system is pure emotional reaction and not rational at all. Aren’t we always told, in virtually every other arena of life, that we mustn’t let sheer outward appearance be the basis of our judgments?
Thank you. I’m veg and I hate it when other vegetarians get on thier high horse about it. I make no qualms about it; when someone asks me why I don’t eat meat, I tell the truth. Its because Ithe sight of raw meat makes me all sqeemish and I’m just a big baby.
LOL, I’m a veg now too! Haven’t always been- only after I researched how we actually acquire the meat we eat.
I haven’t had too many issues- only a few have laughed when I’m munching on carrots and not chicken nuggets LOL
gross
Some Youtube jokers have also found this product, and made a mock-50s commercial for it.
Could be worse.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm
The horror…
OMG !
It looks disgusting !
And who thought it was a great idea to sell canned chicken anyway ?
I’m soooo glad I raise my own chickens…….
Good for you! We need more natural farmers in this world!
that is gross!!!!
Ew. Ewww. Ewwwwwwww. I have no other words.
I’m so happy I don’t eat meat anymore.
I had mock chicken from a can today and I was a bit fearful, but now I’m happy to say that it was delicious (with spices) and it looked nothing like that!
…Then again, it was made from wheat gluten, so that’s the reason why.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ it’s so tasty ㅋㅋㅋ