
Is there anything more romantic than sitting down to “The Expendables” with your man on Valentine’s Day with a box o’ carbs and chomping down on an engagement ring that he probably didn’t get to pick out for you? Greasy proposals are meant to last.
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Via: eater.com
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Which anniversary year is pepperoni?
It isn’t even stuffed crust! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
I only hope that it wasn’t too pricey. He’s gonna need some serious cash for the dental bill to have those broken teeth of hers repaired.
You…okay…honey?
Oh…thut up th-toopid!!!
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OK, into a glass, I can understand. But into food? Tooth damage, ring damage, stomach or… further damage… so much could (and I’m sure does) go wrong. Hell, enough goes wrong with rings in glasses.
To say nothing of heart and artery damage if this is the kind of cuisine this couple sits down to.
Really? A ruby engagement ring? Cheap-a$$!