
I love shooting people in the heart so the tasty jelly can run out!
Source: Psycho Donuts Via: Foodbeast
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I love shooting people in the heart so the tasty jelly can run out!
Source: Psycho Donuts Via: Foodbeast
Chef: Unknown

Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.
Chef: Unknown

I was going to make a sign that says “I [HEART] POTATOES” but now I can just make a sign that says “I [POTATO] POTATOES.”
Source: NJ.com Via: The Daily What
Chef: Unknown

It keeps you going, you keep it hot. Win win!

What a nearly thoughtful gesture. Thanks for being an insufferable martyr!

Meh… I just stick with eating real human hearts, thank you very much.
Via: EPICponyz Source: Archie McPhee

Hey nut, if you love me so much, why does my throat swell shut when I eat you? Jerk.
Chef: Unknown