
They don’t tell you these are diet cookies but think of how many fewer you’ll eat if you’re scanning every one of them instead of wolfing them down.
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They don’t tell you these are diet cookies but think of how many fewer you’ll eat if you’re scanning every one of them instead of wolfing them down.
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You’ll get arrested for licking a painting in a museum, but on your own kitchen table icing art is fair game.

Someone invent icing skates now! We can use fruitcakes as pucks! We’re gonna be rich!
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Hey hobo, dressing up like a cookie doesn’t change the fact that, well, okay, just this once, here’s a dollar. Can I nibble on your cane?
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Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It’s essentially a food product anyway.
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From our submitter: The family is hanging around like hungry Jawas trying to carry him off to eat him. Use the forks Luke!
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Toss the pigs a treat for once. They must be hungry eating nothing but eggs.
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