I’ll take mine with extra hair product and self-loathing.
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I’ll take mine with extra hair product and self-loathing.
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I couldn’t care less about hoverboards and flying cars, I want my computer to deliver me food!
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I hate having houseguests who drool all over, and then eat, my furniture.
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The night farts after eating this bad boy will be worse than Kanye’s ego on the Concorde!
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Baby, I may hate that you’re a vegetarian but I still love you.
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Here’s a little romance for your day! Take it away, submitter!
“Last summer me and my friends ordered a pizza online. We filled in the toppings we want and my address and so on and then there was this box ‘other information.’ We wanted to try our luck so we typed: ‘I am going to propose my girlfriend with this pizza, could you put the pepperoni in a heart shape?’ and so they did. they also wrote in poor Finnish ‘congratulations from Tim’ that was so cute!”
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Are you mad because Patrick’s shorts are more attractive than yours?
Submitted By: A Alvarez
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