
I was sure Delilah was going to take it all. What a shocker!
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I was sure Delilah was going to take it all. What a shocker!
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Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?
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Beer hand is the most important hand. Plus, he’s saving the environment by not wasting a stack of napkins!

Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she’ll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.
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Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you’re still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.
There are heaps of goodies pertaining to the Big Game over here!
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Eat the goalposts first to keep rivalries out of gluttony and in the betting pool.
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I’d like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.
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